Facebook Yearbook to come out soon

PALO ALTO, California- The suits at Facebook's HQ in Palo Alto announced late last night that they were planning on making a yearbook of Facebook users, because it would be "Pretty dang cool". When asked how they would do it, they had this to say: "Because there's like a bazillion users... okay, more like 80 million active users, we'll have to use a computer to go through making a list of the account names. From then on, we'll have to manually search through names to see if they're real or not, which will be hard to do.We'll also have to age restrict for privacy reasons, and add a funny haiku for those who don't want their picture in it."
It will indeed be a tough task for Facebook, as they are likely to face a large amount of angry 12, 13, and 14 year olds who have illegally registered on the site claiming to be older than they really are, and just want to be popular. It will also be tough deciding on which group would be considered the Glee Club, though sources say they have already chosen "Petition facebook for colored profiles" as the glee club, because "they want colored profiles, that sounds glee-ish". The yearbook for 2008 should be done by 2020, which sources say will largely be caused by a Myspace-Facebook merger. This gives hope to all users that the name of the yearbook will be "My face's Space Book".