BBC Says Mars Rover Is "Frustrated By Martian Soil", Lander says "That's What She Said"

MARS, The Solar System- BBC reporters say that Martian soil has frustrated The Phoenix Lander, because it can't get a reading from it. My own sources say the Lander, or Mr. Pheeny as I like to call it, has reportedly sent back binary data saying "This place is stupid." and "all your base are belonging to Mars". Many of us here at my house know that this is not good news at all. Mr. Pheeny, who was sent to Mars on the 25th of May, has just now started to try and dig to analyze the soil of Mars. BBC said that when it tried to analyze the soil in it's hi-tech Thermal and Evolved-Gas Analyzer, it seemed the soil was a bit too "lumpy", and that "it frustrated the rover". When NASA told the Rover, it reportedly sent back a binary code saying "That's what she said" and that "it will pwn Mars' soil." Sources say that the problem should be fixed in a few days, once the necessary code to read the soil is sent to the rover. Until then, NASA say they will "do whatever is possible to find out about Mars... Even if it means sending Commander Keen there" referring to Billy Blaze, now 36, but most known as the kid whowent to Mars in a spaceship made out of old soup cans and other household items. If Keen does go to Mars again, it will likely be in a real spaceship this time for safety and weight reasons.